I
Anti-Aircraft smiles on the faces of alter boys.
They know that Christ chose staying in the cave
Over showing the world the confines of resurrection.
He muttered fuck world salvation under his beard.
I can get more work done on these rock walls
Using my body as a lantern and my blood as paint
After all, look what I did for Lazarus and ten lepers.
Only one returned to thank me and good old Laz
Didn’t even invite me to his wedding with life.
Judas was a good friend, but I don’t know where he is.
II
And then there was the Phoenix.
It thought about lifting back into the sky
But felt warm and comfortable
Smoldering in ashes, sealed in embers.
What good am I anyway, showing
How I defeated death. Everyone else dies
And so I naturally do not fit in.
I’m gonna keep getting older and watch people
Drop like flies.
That is why everyone shuns me
Because my genuine skill is seen as a magic trick
Everyone secretly hates magic tricks.
III
Oh and the zombies, the walking dead.
They have all folded in on themselves.
If they could talk they would let us know
How hungry they really are and that even the flesh
Of the living doesn’t satisfy their broken bellies.
Lurching will only get them so far.
And grousing never quite communicates
Their sorrowful feelings of loss for life
Taken from them while still trying to act normal.
IV
Let’s not forget about Mr. Mummy over here.
He woke up from a really deep sleep
Because some dumb ass verbalized cantations
And wammo! he’s got to sit up, lift from his sarcophagus
Shake the grogginess from his melted eyes
Stick his hands out and groan
Constantly worrying if he’s going
To trip over his draped bandages.
All tripping will do is instigate
Obnoxious laughter from everyone.
V
Finally, there is Set in the West
With his burly red beard and stringy hair
Blowing orange sand all over Egypt
Whipping up winds and begging for attention
Covering the Nile and Euphrates
With a layer of his own skin and dreams.
Even Judas stole his look.
Everyone runs and takes shelter from him.
And so all he can think is
If everyone fears me, let me live up to their fear
Block out the sun, murder their flocks
And dry up their farms and fields.
Fuck it, if that’s how everyone is going to be
Then I’ll given them the best damn end of life
Plague I can muster up until they are all dead.
I guess being along is better than being hated.
VI
So, back to Christ, squatting in his cave
Still wondering if he should let everyone know
That he’s back. He knows if he does
He’s then going to have to ascend into heaven
With a wave of Coltrane music for dramatic effect
And some cool lights and colors to make it memorable.
His accomplishments will also be forsaken.
He considers inviting over the Phoenix,
the zombies, the mummy, Set –
Their common suffering might make for good therapy.
Hell, we’re all God’s children, right?
Damn it, can’t win, can’t lose, and can’t decide.
So I guess I’ll just hang out here
And think about what the world could have been
If I didn’t have to suffer and die for so many
Stupid little sins.